I will not be sending out a Christmas letter this year. This is not so unusual since I didn't send Christmas letters last year or the year before...or the year before that. It's not because I didn't write them, I did. I wrote you all letters. I got family pictures and I even gathered your addresses. I just never mailed the letters. For three years.
I've got the family pictures again and I'll gather up addresses. Some of you have given up on me and have stopped sending me Christmas cards and letters. I'm really sorry that I've been so flaky. However, I have decided that since I keep this blog and I'm now on Facebook, that I no longer need Christmas letters.
I mean, if you follow the blog, you've heard about Wendell's promotion, funny things the kids have said and my work to become a motivational speaker. Do you really want to hear about it again? I didn't think so.
And if you're my Facebook friend, then you hear everything from what I'm making for dinner to how creepy I find men in dress slacks and naked ankles. (Shudder.) So, really, you're up to date.
The only thing I don't do well is post pictures. So I'll send you pictures that say "Happy Holidays" on them and have a picture of our family. Maybe I'll even include my blog address, if you'd like to hear me rant. But probably not since that will take too much effort.
If you want a pic, feel free to email me your address (firstname.lastname@example.org).
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