Emma's Primary teacher called the other day to see if Wendell could sub her class. (Answer: Only if she wants 18 month old Annika in there as well since she's just barely in nursery.) But to start out the conversation she began with, "So, have you had your baby yet?"
Keep in mind I'm 32 weeks pregnant and due Dec 6th.
"What?!" I responded.
"When are you due?" she quickly back-tracked.
"Not until Dec 6th."
"Oh, that's far to early to be asking questions like that."
No kidding. Just a tip for anyone who knows a pregnant woman peripherally: she'd much rather have you asking "when are you due?" than "have you had your baby?"